Monday, January 11, 2016

Public Transport Conversations

Conversations in the Jackson House #2


Me: Man I hate taking a train into the city.

G: You go into the city now?

Me: Yep.

G: That’s awesome. We’ll be able to go in together when I start school.

Me: Your company will be much appreciated

G: You mean I have to talk to you?




I hate working in the city. Today I forgot my phone on the kitchen bench.


We live in Melbourne. It is a city that is very well serviced by public transport; buses, trains and trams. I mean sure, you have your hiccups but in general it runs pretty much the way you would expect. People complain about trains running late, over crowding, how expensive tickets are, the balls up that is Myki (our ticketing system,) services that don’t connect in a timely matter and badly planned maintenance issues (this morning I missed two trains into the city because they are doing maintenance on the carriages so cut the services in half – from 6 carriages to 3, meaning we couldn’t even get onto the crowded platform let alone the train) but reality is, it’s a pretty efficient system 99% of the time.


It has been years since I regularly used public transport…like 14 years. I have decided to go back to temp work, doing short term contracts that pay big dividends in the back pocket. The majority of temp work is in the central city business district (CBD). My suburb has a nice, new, shiny train line and the previous one hour 20 minute trip into the city now takes 30 minutes. Most days I can even get a seat. It’s a comfy carriage and people are generally polite and well mannered. Here is what I have noticed:

  • Phones have replaced newspapers. No more commuter’s with arms akimbo, stretched out into their neighbour’s space trying to read The Age, elbowing their neighbours as they attempt contortionist acts to simply turn the page.

  • Phones have replaced walkmans/music players.

  • Phones have replaced books.

  • Phones have become televisions

  • Phones have replaced observation games with kids, like Eye Spy and that alphabet game where you look for the alphabet from A – Z in signs around you.

  • Phones have replaced paper maps and timetables.

  • Phones have replaced human interaction. Even the couples on the train have one ear plugged in while they maintain a ‘conversation’ and exchange the occasional kiss.



Today as I departed the train and mounted the stairs to my connecting train all I could think of as I pointedly avoided staring at the three asses directly in front of my face was "please don’t fart, please don’t fart" because crop dusting in that environment probably would have made me vomit. I also took special note of the shoes, watching the many soled foot falls as we trudged up the stairs…felt like a dusty cattle drive and I was the cow, or one of the cows, in the herd, soles shoes for hooves, on their way to work for the man, to earn our pay, so we can pay the bigger man. I hate crowds.


I hate having to take public transport into the city, but working in the city has its advantages too. I depart my station at the Flagstaff Gardens, one of the many beautifully maintained leisure parks in Melbourne. My walk to work then takes me through the Queen Victoria Market. The morning hustle and bustle as stall holders prepare for the day excites me and fills my senses with sights, sounds and amazing fresh smells. Even better, I get to spend my lunch break at the market, buying fresh produce and drinking in more of that invigorating atmosphere. My office is light and airy and the people I will call my work family for the next 8 weeks are welcoming, friendly and so very engaging.


When G starts up at school on 1st February, not only will I ensure I interact with him on the train, but I’ll draw his attention to what he’s missing by sticking his head in his iPad/phone all the time.

Sunday, January 10, 2016

Welcome to Conversations in the Jackson House

Conversations in the Jackson House#1
Me: G, you should start a youtube channel.
G: Why don't YOU start a youtube channel?
Me: Because I have nothing interesting to say.
G: You could talk about me.


Welcome to my new blog. I have a history of being really bad at blogging, (check our my old blog at http://shakenmothersyndrome.blogspot.com.au/ to see what I mean by this) but New Year's resolutions aside (I resolved to procrastinate less) I am restarting the process.


I have called this blog Conversations in the Jackson House primarily because it's a Facebook title I use quite often in status updates to relate conversations that go on in my house. Now I'm not saying that my life is particularly interesting...but let's face it...my family is hilarious. They are also loving, loud and oft times completely inappropriate. As this blog is intended to be about my life as an individual, mother,, wife, working drone and super hero, "conversations" will simply have to cover everything in my life. The following topics are likely to get broad coverage:


Douglas: this is my husband. He puts up with my short temper, kicking him in bed and very loud snoring. The trade off is I put up with his anti-social behaviour (he's an Aspie), his inaction (he's lazy) and his snoring and kicking (he has restless leg syndrome). On the positive side, he's a loving soul, highly intelligent, he makes the best cup of tea around (we call this Doug-Tea) and he's one of the funniest men I have ever met in my life. Conversations with Doug usually end with a "Lemming Slap" as we have coined the phrase. It's that moment when I slap him across the back of his bald spot in response to something inappropriate he has said, as he's waving to the line of decency which is behind him.


GNO: this is the conglomerate of boys who gave me the title "mother" (also known as "mum" "mummy" "hey you" "whatsfordinner" "itsnotmyturntodothedishes" "ididntdoit" "itsmyturnonthecomputer" and "canipleaseplayonyourphone"


G is my sensitive, kind, musical 16 year old. He's just been on a 1 month trip to Vietnam and Laos, he's entering Year 11 at a special college studying performing arts and the most common 'conversation' in our house which involves G is someone inevitably saying "FFS G, stop singing."  When I say G never stops singing I really do mean it. Music rolls through his head constantly and he feels the need to "Let it Go" all the freaking time. Good thing he can actually sing.


N. There are many words to describe my 14 year old...quiet is NOT one of them. N is a bit of a social recluse, doesn't like crowds or meeting new people much and he really values time by himself, usually on his phone watching anime and various youtube thingies. I have stopped trying to helicopter-parent what he watches because quite frankly, most of it is so strange I simply can't cope. Conversations involving N usually end with me shaking my head. He's highly intelligent and knows some really abstract and obscure information and he feels the need to share this information, a lot.  He's also got a very wicked sense of humour, though being 14 a lot of the time it has to do with genitalia.


O is my quirky 9 year old. Almost everything out of his mouth is about video games, youtube or penises. He has the absolute BEST facial expressions and I love that he still loves a snuggle before he drifts off to sleep. He is working very hard to keep up with his older brothers and is a bit of an attention seeker. He's stubborn and feisty and I wouldn't have him any other way...except when he comes up against me that is.  Conversations with O usually involve me repeating myself constantly and him coming up with something logical, obvious and hilarious to round off the conversation.


In addition you are likely to get subject matter around:
  • Conversations in Song: Dynamic Perfomers (the performing arts company that runs my choir, G's singing, G's performing arts workshops, and G's youth performing arts group)
  • Conversations with Friends: The Village (the people I surround myself with by choice) plus the other friends I have made along the path of my existence, old and new
  • Conversations with Kids: I have lots of them in my life and they amaze me every day
  • Conversations in the Kitchen: We love to cook
  • Conversations about the home decorating I *plan* to do (not my strength so I'll check back later on relevance of this topic)
  • Conversations in the Garden: let's face it, it needs some work and I'm struck by the notion of permaculture
  • Conversations with furry creatures: Mostly centred around Fonzie (our 8 year old rescue dog) and Cat'thulhu (our 5 year old moggie rescue)
  • Conversations about health: I have had bariatric surgery but I refuse to talk about weight, I prefer to frame these conversations into health discussions
  • Conversations about life: I simply have lots to say and sometimes, at the same time nothing. Let's see how that pans out.
Long enough post for day one. Let's see if I remember to post again tomorrow :)